(I almost could not post this picture because it grosses me out too much! I might have to remove it!!)A couple of posts ago I wrote about 6 quirks of mine. One of them was my very strong fear of bugs. I have discovered that one of the bugs I am most scared of is a PRAYING MANTIS!!!! YIKES!!! Well, today, my fear was brought right to the surface.
Today I was outside mowing the lawn along the back fence. All of a sudden, right in front of the lawnmower was a big, NASTY tan-colored praying mantis!! I totally screamed! I mean, loud! Oh, and I ran, too! Paisley and Avery were inside playing and Paisley quickly came running out to see what I was screaming about. (So, I know that my all my neighbors must have heard, too!) I ran to the safety of the porch and told Paisley to go get it. She got the little shovel and ran over. When she saw it the poor little girl screamed just like her mama! She said, "I can't get it!!" I told her that she was going to have to because I would not be able to go on mowing, my fear is that bad. So, being much braver than her scaredy cat mother, she started trying to get it in her shovel. She kept trying and I could tell that she was very grossed out, but finally she got it on the shovel. So, I said, "Okay, now FLING it over the fence!" So, she brings the shovel back, and flings it...right into the fence. So, again she goes through a bunch of tries to get it back on the shovel. Finally she gets it on again. This time she says, "I need a chair!!" So, she runs over to me and I send her back with a small folding chair. She stood up on it and gently brings the shovel up and drops the nasty creature over the fence. I was sooo happy! I cheered and gave her several kisses on her face. (If you don't understand my joy then you truly don't understand my fear!)
Finally I am able to get back to mowing. So, I send Paisley back inside with Avery and I head over to the lawnmower. All of a sudden, to my horror, that nasty bug is crawling back into our yard under the fence!! So, I have a repeat of the last time, I scream and run for the security of the porch. I told Paisley that it was back and she couldn't believe it. So, she goes out there and decides she is just going to kill it. (Sorry to all you praying mantis lovers out there!) The mantis is about half under the fence. So, she tries to scoop it up, and instead just starts pounding the shovel. It was so funny. I laughed the whole time. She would pound the shovel as hard as she could and yell, "I'm killin' it, mom!" Then she would look down and say, "Oh, it's still alive!" And, then the process would begin again. She was at such an awkward angle that I am not sure she could have been hitting it at all. But, she was on a mission for her mother, and she was determined! After several poundings she declared that it was dead. I wasn't as sure, because she said she couldn't see it. So, I asked her to sit on the chair there and watch for it to make sure it didn't come back. I began to mow again, but man, I had the hebee-gebees after that. When I would go past the "dreaded spot" I would practically run! We didn't see it again, thank goodness. Either Paisley killed it or it figured it had to run for it's life.
I am really not exaggerating on my fear of these things. Anyone who knows me can totally picture this happening. It is a bit embarrassing that I have to make my poor daughter, who also has some of my fear, do the dirty work. But, I just CAN'T!!
Anyway, looking back it was pretty funny. I would love to have had somebody get the whole thing on video so I could watch and laugh! :)